
Caesar the cat, "big" brother to our darling Kirby, is seen checking out his new fort...made possible by the generosity of one very drooly, large and in charge Miss Kirby. I am constantly in awe of the good natured, giving heart that Kirby has. You might think that a dog can't be generous, giving, and kind...but you would be wrong. My Kirby is proof positive. Not sold yet? Well, just listen!
First, let me just say...I'm the first to admit that I'm not a great homemaker. I'm not Martha Stewart. I'm not even close. I leave dishes in the sink almost every night, there are usually dirty clothes on my bedroom floor...and I always leave the vacuum out somewhere. In her infinite wisdom, Miss Kirby decided that my life would be better if I learned how to put things away and be more tidy...so she set about teaching me a valuable lesson. She chewed through the cord on my vacuum cleaner two weeks ago to teach me that I should put things away when I'm done with them.
I was upset that she felt I had to learn this lesson, but it was a cheapy $50 vacuum from Walmart. I went out the next day and bought a new version of the same cheapy vacuum and all was well.
Much to Kirby's delight, whenever I have to purchase something that comes in a big box I always turn the box into a kitty fort for our three cats. I seal the box up with packing tape and use a steak knife to cut doors and windows in it...they love it. The box for the new cheapy was no exception. Everyone loved it - including Kirby. She watched her kitty friends darting in and out of the box with the cutest curious tilt to her head. For the life of her, she can't fathom what's so fun about hiding in boxes. She'd much rather toss a ball around the yard or play fetch with her squeaky toy with her Daddy and me. Hiding in boxes? Silly cats.
However, it obviously got Kirby to thinking...if one cheapy vacuum box makes my kitties so happy...TWO boxes will make them twice as happy! How do I know this? Because, as it turns out, I didn't learn the lesson Kirby tried to teach me...and neither did my husband. I woke up yesterday morning to find that Kirby had not only chewed through the cord on the new cheapy, but also chewed through the cord on hubby's Shop Vac.
I couldn't believe my eyes. I was absolutely furious when I found the chewed, drool covered cords. And then I realized...I really only have myself to blame. How many people do the same stupid thing over and over again and expect a different result? (Here's the part where I raise my hand sheepishly).
I returned from Walmart this afternoon with a new new cheapy in the back of my car. I put it together and sealed the box back up...then performed another surgery to install the doors and windows that the kitties will love to play in. I used packing tape to connect the two boxes so that they have a really awesome "L" shaped fort. And I threw their mousy toys inside. Kirby watched the entire process with thinly veiled pride. She was quite proud of her efforts to secure an uber fort for her kitty friends and they are quite grateful to have such a thoughtful "little" sister. I can hear them rolling around in it as I write this.
And Miss Kirby? She's upstairs in our home office with my hubby and me...laying on her love seat and chewing happily on her squeaky toy, joyously basking in the genius of her master plan of philanthropy and the fact that Mommy has finally learned her lesson.
The vacuum is in the hall closet where it belongs. :-)